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mommyfett:

damonwells:

christine-chapels:

remember that time that george washington said “hey don’t split into political parties bc bad shit’s gonna happen if you do"

and then america did the thing

I’m seriously laughing so hard I can’t breathe at that picture

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anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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